Date Eats 48 Oysters, Guy Freaks Out

During the era of internet dating, we do come across some bizarre stories at times. If the person looks nothing like the pictures that were added, the person might turn out to be a miser, and sometimes people do come across thieves who sleep with people in order to steal stuff from their house and sneak out the next morning.

But this we have come across something a little different from what we see usually. A woman eats too much and tips too little. Meanwhile her date barely even ordered food at all.

Examining the menu, we discovered that the woman ate 48 oysters (4 dozen at $15 a piece, for a total of $60), 30 crab cakes, and roughly four lemon drops, for a total of an additional $60. With a 20% considerate tip, the whole cost came to about $150, making it a $180 date.

Guy Freaks Out Because His Date Eats 48 Oysters and Leaves A Small Tip

We don’t know how we would respond if we were in the same circumstance. To be honest, we blame him for letting her abuse the situation. How can he not try to eat more than she does? It baffles us as guys to see someone so subjugated.

A landlocked city’s consumption of oysters is also comparable to playing Russian roulette, which we would never dare to do because one of those oysters could leave you unconscious, much like Tony Soprano after eating Indian food, or Jeniffer Lawrence after having the 7th hot wing.

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She wouldn’t be able to take advantage of you if you consumed at least seven oysters out of each dozen. Now that there was a man seated across from her, we have assurance that this is real. We would say our maths were very decent after seeing that the guy had just purchased a glass of wine and after reading the actual bill, which showed that she had only left a 15$ tip.